I was on a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened
at 8 for seniors only.
A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front
of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with
her cane.
He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in
the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.
As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, “If you don’t let
me unlock the door, you’ll never get in there.”
Love these. And I haven’t seen them before. My word for last week is stultifying. Doing my best to keep my brain from going there…and laughter does help. Dad told me the one that is a Dickens parody. SOHPA -sense of humor and positive attitude. Stay safe and sane.
❤B🐝
p.s. I hadn’t seen “drug exchange” or “Oz” either, just the “thong”…so still new ones for me.
The funniest one is the parent scraping off their honor roll student bumper sticker.
If anything comes out of this Covid 19, I hope parents have more respect for teachers.
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Thanks, Laurie. These are all very funny.
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Yeah, I love the humor from all different cultures…different, yet the same!
Looking forward to seeing you and Mitchell again soon…
Laurie xo
I was on a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened
at 8 for seniors only.
A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front
of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with
her cane.
He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in
the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.
As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, “If you don’t let
me unlock the door, you’ll never get in there.”
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Love it! I’ll pass this along to all of my senior friends and clients…!
Very funny and wise. Thanks for sending.
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Glad it gave you a chuckle! I’m in constant awe of the human spirit, including our ability to find humor in dire times…
Love these. And I haven’t seen them before. My word for last week is stultifying. Doing my best to keep my brain from going there…and laughter does help. Dad told me the one that is a Dickens parody. SOHPA -sense of humor and positive attitude. Stay safe and sane.
❤B🐝
p.s. I hadn’t seen “drug exchange” or “Oz” either, just the “thong”…so still new ones for me.
Author
I love how you stay positive during the worst of times…
Glad you enjoyed these. I received several more new ones in response from people; I might need to send out a part 2 next week! : )
Thanks for a good laugh, Laurie. We could all use one!
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Indeed! Keeping our humor during dire times is so key….
The funniest one is the parent scraping off their honor roll student bumper sticker.
If anything comes out of this Covid 19, I hope parents have more respect for teachers.
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Amen! And hopefully, society will start paying them more…